![]() ![]() Animals are really Nate's area of expertise). You could drown a bull elephant in it (probably, if it was like asleep or something and you had a few people to help. Geralt the witcher tv#I'm not saying that we don't all occasionally do that in our bath (or the bottom of our shower), but it's not the ideal.īy contrast, this bath from the TV show is massive. When looking at The Witcher 3's bathtub Geralt - the original, we might say - it is clear that the size of the tub is inadequate.Īs the above diagram shows, if Geralt were a crudely drawn stickman, almost 90% of his stick body would not be in the bath! To properly immerse himself, he would have to adopt a semi-fetal position. Size of the bath can be a partial determiner for all other factors, and should not be taken for granted. Right out of the bat we have an important factor. This gives a fair and indisputable winner, so I don't want to see any disputing, y'hear me? Size When taken together, the scores in each BPI (Bath Performance Indicator) can be averaged out to give an overall TBS (Total Bath Score). After some discussion we honed in on six individual categories which are key when measuring the quality of a bath. I am a bit of a bath aficionado (bathficionado, if you will) and happily took on this task, with some advisement from other staffers. Well, at RPS we take baths and needless competition very seriously, so have come up with an exclusive and definitive rating for both bathtub Geralts. But which bath is best? One must be, right? There must be a fair way that we can pit the two against one another, resulting in an ultimate champion. ![]() The powerful memetic qualities of bathtub Geralt, originating from the opening cutscene of The Witcher 3, meant that a single screenshot ended up being referenced in episode five of the Netflix adaptation. We should have that! And dammit, we shall. ![]() Recently, VidBud Astrid walked over and was like "We should have an analysis of the bathtubs in The Witcher TV show and The Witcher 3," and for a moment it was like the grizzling clouds parted and the sun shone on Brighton again. Can't get enough of that there The Witcher on Netflix. And now we're all humming that stupid song. Corr, remember when we were all making fun of Henry Cavill's wig? It seems only yesterday. ![]()
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